When you make an entrance, do you like to emerge from within a dark and mysterious cave, surrounded by a vibrating green orb of light? Whenever possible, you also like to have Guns N' Roses jamming in the background.
If you answered yes-then you need these socks.
Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 3% spandex.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Do not bleach.