"Fashionably late" has a whole new meaning! Well, it's not an entirely new meaning. It's really more like a slight variation on the original meaning, with a pun thrown in. What matters is that you're always late, OK?
Women's shoe size 5-10. 49% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Do not bleach.