You may already have a special man in your life, or maybe you're looking to acquire one...
one thing's for sure: they don't come with an owner's manual, so you might feel bewildered at times. With just one spritz instantly understand--
- how they can be successfully trained with bacon
- how they feign deafness so convincingly when the tv set is on
- how words like "date night", "marriage", and "baby" trigger their primitive flight or fight response
- how they forget your birthday, yet accureately quote sports stats from before they were born
.25 fl oz