big ass lump of coal

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.  Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.  It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.  

Product Specs:  

3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal  

Made in the USA by humans, not elves. May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery 

A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty  

According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.  

Size: 10 oz. 

Made in United States of America